But damnit, you know, if you read the description, I say, it actually kinda fits! Well, except for the whole porn star part.
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Ron Jeremy
Biography
a.k.a. David Elliot, Bill Blackman, Nicholas Pera, R.J., Ron Hyatt, Ron Hedge, Hedgehog
A pudgy but lovable wacko who has become one of porn's most prolific male stars through sheer perseverance, Ron Jeremy is one of the best-known porn studs of all time. He's a mustachioed and portly guy whose fun-loving nature comes through in every leering glance, a man who is affectionately known as "The Hedgehog" due to the amount of hair on his back. Ron Jeremy is certainly not the best-looking guy to ever sex for the cameras, but his dogged persistence and reliable tool have kept him busy for over twenty years. He's long since fulfilled his goal of appearing in 1000 porno flicks, and just keeps on plugging away.
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Ron Jeremy
Biography
a.k.a. David Elliot, Bill Blackman, Nicholas Pera, R.J., Ron Hyatt, Ron Hedge, Hedgehog
A pudgy but lovable wacko who has become one of porn's most prolific male stars through sheer perseverance, Ron Jeremy is one of the best-known porn studs of all time. He's a mustachioed and portly guy whose fun-loving nature comes through in every leering glance, a man who is affectionately known as "The Hedgehog" due to the amount of hair on his back. Ron Jeremy is certainly not the best-looking guy to ever sex for the cameras, but his dogged persistence and reliable tool have kept him busy for over twenty years. He's long since fulfilled his goal of appearing in 1000 porno flicks, and just keeps on plugging away.
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Date: 2004-06-09 04:58 pm (UTC)