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[symbioidlj]

Do I see a mustache? Hmm. Only 3 kinds of people I know with moustaches...

1) Gay Bears... Come to daddy Georgey.

2) Rednecks... Woohoo!!! I'm from Texas. Only two kinds from texas... Steers and Queers which one am I?

3) Hitler. Sieg Heil. Let's trim that 'stach just a little around the nose, darken it up a bit to a nice shade of black. And voila! Adolf Bush!

Seriously, the real answer is number 2. I know it's easy to say he's hitler, but really, he hasn't sent 6 million to the gas chambers. Even though his gampy had ties to nazi germany and funded them along with some business partners back in the day., and he's so not-cool enough to be gay.

Is he really gonna grow that thing? Jesus fuck, we really ARE backwards.

When will Europe invade us and conquer? Hell they did it once, why can't they do it again?

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[dark-happiness.livejournal.com]

Pre-colonial times?...

Once the USA was established, we were invaded by Britain, but never conquered.

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[symbioid.livejournal.com]

umm, more like how we came over and put the indians on reservations, the trail of tears, all the massacres, the small-pox on the blankets... I would say pre-colonial times, but also the colonial times themselves... All the lies we told the American-Indians. I'm big on Indian rights, can't you tell? Even though there's a lot of redneckness in indian culture, too. But oh well. Anyways. I could rant a lot, but I won't.