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Translated by: Thomas Merton

note from me:

When you read "Khi", think USA,
when you see "Attorney General Khang Tzu", think George Dubya,
when you see "small state", think "new europe"(ie: our little small bitches we can pimp)
when you see "large state", think "old europe" and russia
When you see "belonged to his family", think "Bush clan"
When you see "inalienable rights", think Silver spoon up your coke-addled-nose
When you see "steal a whole state", think Florida/USA

That, of course, is just my lil' ol' interpretation...

cracking the safe

For security against robbers who snatch purses, rifle luggage, and crack safes,
One must fasten all property with ropes, lock it up with locks and bolt it with bolts.
This(for property owners) is elementary good sense.

But when a strong thief comes along he picks up the whole lot,
Puts it on his back, and goes on his way with only one fear:
That ropes, locks and bolts may give way.

Thus what the world calls good business is only a way
To gather up the loot, pack it, make it secure
In one convenient load for the more enterprising thieves.

Who is there, among those called smart,
Who does not spend his time amassing loot
For a bigger robber than himself?


***********
In the land of Khi, from village to village,
You could hear cocks crowing, dogs barking.
Fisherman cast their nets,
Ploughmen ploughed the wide fields,
Everything was neatly marked out
By boundary lines. For five hundred square miles
There were temples for ancestors, altars
For field-gods and corn-spirits.
Every canton, county and district
Was run according to the laws and statutes --
Until one morning the Attorney General, Tien Khang Tzu,
Did away with the King and took over the whole state.

Was he content to steal the land? No.
He also took over the laws and statues at the same time,
And all the lawyers with them, not to mention the police.
They all formed part of the same package.

Of course, people called Khang Tzu a robber,
But they left him alone
To live as happy as the Patriarchs.
No small state would say a word against him,
No large state would make a move in his direction,
So for twelve generations the state of Khi
Belonged to his family. No one interfered
With his inalienable rights.

*********

The invention
Of weights and measures
Makes robbery easier.
Signing contracts, setting seals,
Makes robbery more sure.
Teaching love and duty
Provides a fitting language
With which to prove that robbery
Is really for the general good.
A poor man must swing
For stealing a belt buckle
But if a rich man steals a whole state
He is acclaimed
As statesman of the year.
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