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OH, and keeping with the theme of last nights post. Got this from The Onion(Real Life Paper today, kids, not the web! That's one great thing about living in Madison. I can gloat about knowing about the Onion back in 95... heh. Suckas! And sometimes I think it was even better then, but it's still pretty strong.):

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Everything Better Now In Oklahoma City

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK-- Timothy McVeigh's death by lethal injection Monday has made everything perfect in Oklahoma City, his 168 victims' loved ones describing themselves as feeling "100 percent better." "I just know my baby girl is up there in heaven, smiling down on this execution, happy as can be," said a beaming George Browne, whose 7-year-old daughter Brianna died in the 1995 federal-building blast. "Her death is avenged, and everything's great." Said Oklahoma City schoolteacher Sherrie Olsacher, 37, who was blinded in the bombing: "You can't imagine how healing this is. My eyesight's even returned." Moments after McVeigh was pronounced dead, 168 white doves were seen soaring over the city, racing toward a suddenly cloudless horizon that beckoned the dawn of a glorious new day.