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[symbioidlj]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/1126876415.html

"This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation."

Comments

[mcpreacher.livejournal.com]

oh my god

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

yeah, wtf, eh?

[rayefrenzy.livejournal.com]

My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.

i rage'd

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

at the bad spelling, i presume ;P

[ed-dirt.livejournal.com]

I'd do it. Plus i'd make up some extra shit like how the dog then ran out in front of a truck and got smashed and dragged off down the freeway so that they wouldn't spend days and weeks looking for their lost dog.

I'm not heartless.