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Bum Wines

Just for you ziggurat :)

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(re: Cisco wine)

Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved, too. You really do not want to mess around with this one.

Comments

[ziggurat.livejournal.com]

well, i have never heard of cisco wine, but i am very familiar with MadDog 20/20. i am familiar with the fetal position, even. in fact, about 3 weeks ago, i drove all over madison, to several liquor stores, trying to get some MadDog, but could not find it. it s probably here somewhere, but i couldn t find it. back in NJ, you couldn t have a liquor store without it.

thanks for the link, i laughed my ass off.

also, i m in for a night of cisco. who s with me?

[narcissuskisses.livejournal.com]

I know I've seen MadDog around. You are just not going to the right places, my friend.

And that Cisco sounds like da bomb. Too bad I'm at work, or I'd get some and rent a few movies. ;)

[archiedavis.livejournal.com]

great article!

i was hoping to see KING COBRA in there, but i guess that is more of a malt liquor than anything else.