Fresh and Full of Life... ;)

[symbioidlj]

new mentos commercial:

Sniper sits atop a roof in Washington D.C. Through the scope the viewer sees the esteemed President of the United States of America. You see a close up of the finger on the trigger as it pulls it. A slow-mo bullet fires from the gun. (snap-view to president), brains get splattered all over the ground. (snap-view to sniper) The sniper calmly puts the rifle down, leaning it against the wall, pulls out mentos, pops it into his mouth, looks to the camera and does that mentos "thumbs up" thingy that those people do in the commercials.

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'Doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life,
and Mentos is fresh and full of life.

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool,
with Mentos, fresh and full of life.

Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better
with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos, the freshmaker!

Comments

[pigeonrat.livejournal.com]

That would suck as a Mentos commercial; Mentos commercials are about having problems and solving them using the freshmaking power of Mentos. You can't simply have the sniper shoot the President; the problem must be adequately presented first. For example, the sniper could be reading a newspaper on which the headline is "PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES HUGE TAX HIKE FOR SNIPER-RELATED PROFESSIONS." THEN he pops a Mento and assassinates him.